People often ask me how i live with it all. How do i live with ruining the livelihoods of so many Britons and the future of Britain? People always ask me how do i live with all the blood on my hands? Selling all those guns to Pinochet, being complicit in the many atrocities he committed. Selling all those arms to Iran and Iraq, being complicit in the murder of over one million people.
How can i justify it? I say just look at me. Most people of my intelligence achieve nothing. Most people with my apathy are hated by all but some people, even to this day, believe i was good for them, the world and Britain. If that isn’t an achievement i don’t know what is. All that cosying up to dictators and selling them arms has given my son a fortune of £60 million. Also with all these coups in Africa he is supporting, he may even control a country of his own someday soon. I live with it all and i am proud.
Global warming is a real threat. As the country becomes warmer the ginger people will have to migrate further north as the sun’s rays become more intense. This will damage the pharmaceutical industry by reducing the huge demand of the ginger people for sun lotion and various creams. It is anticipated that the Gingers will have emigrated from Britain altogether within 50 years and that their lives will then resemble something closer to that of the penguin than a human being.
Oh! The tyranny of man! The men who have come to expect entitlement to compensation due to their employment status because it is an inevitable consequence of my economic plan. Man should not exist to question the fragility of my policies and its disastrous affects upon the economy of Great Britain. Man should be absolutely independent and self sustaining. The only way to truly accomplish this is to free them from their working lives and render all future employment subject to an aristocracy. Just like in the good old days! We must forcibly resist the carrot and stick approach in regards to productivity and pay. The rich must become richer to expand their economic interests and the poor must be subservient to this. True freedom means freedom for homogeneous business to grow and compete with other large businesses. An individual will be a replaceable part of an organisation or just another festering example of a worthless human being.
